One day Smush showed up to the cricket pitch with a brand new gadget.
"What is that thing?" Mogey asked, for he was a curious rapscallion.
"This," Smush announced, "is my new sausage catapault." And he pulled a lever to launch a rather large liverwurst high into the air.
"Oh," said Mogey. "Well what's the point of that?"
Smush merely sighed, gave his friend and exasperated look, and began loading a particularly heavy loaf of bologna into the firing chamber.
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