Monday, January 5, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume XII

"Hey Mogey?" Smush asked as he flipped a punkin seed into his mouth. "Do you think a beef chariot is actually a chariot made of beef, or just a chariot used to carry beef?"

"What?" Mogey asked.

"A beef chariot," Smush replied. "It just carries the beef, right?"

"What in the heck is a 'beef chariot'?" Mogey said, a befuddled look upon his countenance.

"You know," Smush said, "like in that song. Swang lowwwwwwwwwwwww beef chariot, comin for to carry beef hoooooooooome."

Mogey
looked at Smush with narrowed eyes for less than one quarter second before dumping the entire pail of punkin seeds in his lap and walking off muttering about sweaty hogs.

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