"This shall be one of the greatest days in the history of Mogey and Smush," Mogey said proudly.
"This shall be a day that the historians will remember us by; a day that, far into the future, when horses have tusks and ground squirrels are capable of litigation, people will look back and say 'Wow, that day was pretty awesome.' This is the day Mogey and Smush take flight!"
"This shall be a day that the historians will remember us by; a day that, far into the future, when horses have tusks and ground squirrels are capable of litigation, people will look back and say 'Wow, that day was pretty awesome.' This is the day Mogey and Smush take flight!"
"Well, fire her up," Smush said, pointing to the hot air balloon fireblaster Mogey had erected at the top of the gnoll.
Mogey excitedly reached down and flipped the switch, but alas, forgot stand behind the fireblaster. A column of flame shot out, setting Mogey's beloved hair alight. Mogey ran around like a chicken with his head on fire for several moments before tripping and rolling down the hill.
Smush sighed and went inside to get some frozen french fries. Frozen french fries are the best thing to put on burns. Plus, they're delicious to eat afterwards.
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