Mogey and Smush were jaunting about atop the cliffs of Duneskaar when they spotted the most fearsome sight in all the animal kingdom: a bright red ship bearing the figurehead of a horned maiden. Smush's breath caught in his throat; Mogey just started throwing up all over the cliffs of Duneskaar.
"My God..." Smush said. "Mogey, do you know what today is?"
"Tuesday?" Mogey asked, wiping his mouth.
"Aye," said Smush. "Tis Tuesday...the Tuesday that Viking John, Prince of Vikings, begins his invasion of all the world."
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