Mogey and Smush were dining one evening in the parlor when a heated argument sprang up.
"I can't believe you, you rogue! You, you, you rapscallion!" Mogey said, lifting a bowl of food high over his head and smashing it down onto the hearth.
"What's the matter, Mogey?" Smush asked.
"You know very well what's the matter! How dare you call me a stringy bean!" Mogey yelled.
"I didn't call you a stringy bean," Smush said calmly. "I asked you to pass the bowl of stringy beans."
"Oh," Mogey said. "Sorry, they're all over the hearth now."
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