Mogey and Smush were at the corner pub one night having a pint or two when they encountered Benny the Pirate, a most mean and vile-tempered young man. Benny stood audaciously before the two friends and the pub grew deathly silent. Wordlessly Benny the Pirate broke into a tap dance of epic proportions, finishing it off with the "Demon's Flourish", the largest affront one tap dancer can make to another.
The crowd gasped and Mogey lunged forward to throttle B the P but Smush held him back.
"Easy, Mogey," Smush said. "Let us settle this the old fashioned way." Mogey nodded and they both pulled out their clickers and began screwing them into their shoes.
When they were ready the two friends stood before Benny the Pirate, who tried to look brave, even as he dribbled grog out of the side of his mouth in fear.
"Welcome," Smush said, "to the Mogey and Smush show."
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