Mogey and Smush were shining the doorknobs in the downstairs larder but they just couldn't seem to get them shiny enough.
"Put some more elbow grease into it!" Mogey told Smush, so Smush wiped his greasy elbow onto the brass (he'd just eaten an especially oily batch of hush puppies). The two friends began buffing the newly greased doorknob and when they were finished it shone with the magnificent sheen of a bald man's head under a harvest moon.
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