On a damp and windy evening Mogey and Smush were seated around the fondue pot, enjoying a tasty Extra Sharp Cheddar. There was silence for a while, except for the sound of cheesy morsel munching.
"You know when someone has a baby," Mogey said, "and the Doctor says 'Congratulations, it's a bouncing baby boy.'?"
"Sure," said Smush, "I've seen it a thousand times."
"Do they only say that if the babe will actually bounce?" Mogey asked. "Or what?"
Smush was just about to make a comment regarding Mogey's clearly subpar intellect when a large cheese bubble popped and showered both of them with molten curds.
Mogey and Smush ran at full speed to the nearest pond, clawing the burning cheese out of their eyes and noses, screaming bloody murder, and pulverizing every small to medium sized shrub that got in their way.
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