Monday, January 5, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume XX

Mogey and Smush were both huge fans of salt pork, but it wasn't always that way. One day Smush came home all afluster.

"Mogey, I've discovered the most amazing thing," he cried. "What are your two favorite foods in the entire world?"

"Salt and pork I guess," said Mogey.

"Exactly, me too!" Smush exclaimed. "Well apparently there's a food out there that combines these two delicious ingredients! It's called SALT PORK!"

"My god..." said Mogey as a tear of happiness welled up in his eye and a drool drop of hunger dribbled from his lower lip. "We must try it! Grab the salt shaker and meet me in the pigsty!"

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