Mogey and Smush were taking a break from painting the outhouse one hot summer day and they decided to go for a bit of a walkabout. They each grabbed a deuce of Nutrigrain bars and headed for the forest.
The path they chose led them through a darker, spookier part of the forest, where giant muskrats roamed freely and extremely short men glided about the shadows armed with bully clubs.
They happened to pass by a granite cliff, and set in the wall of this cliff was deep and ancient cave. Mogey, of course, headed up to investigate.
"Easy Mogey," said Smush, putting a hand on his friends shoulder. "Inside that cave lives the oldest and most cantankerous creature in this entire forest."
"What is it?" Mogey asked solemnly.
"His name is Herman," Smush replied. "Herman, Lord of the Mule-Men."
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