Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 437

"Bleh!" Mogey exclaimed, spraying a mouthful of hot coffee all over his rhetoric textbook. "This coffee is disgusting!"

"I'm not surprised," Smush said without raising an eyebrow, "you asked for it with a heaping tablespoon of salt stirred in."

"Ugh, I didn't mean this kind of salt," Mogey replied. "I meant the good kind."

"Do you mean... sugar?" Smush asked incredulously.

"Yes, that's the one," Mogey said. "A heaping tablespoon of sugar salt!"

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