One day, Mogey was out back watering the beanstalks when Smush showed up sporting two glorious shiners.
"Great Fluffernutter, Smush!" Mogey exclaimed. "What in the world happened to your eyes?"
"I got in a fight with Rupert," Smush replied, retrieving a steak from the icebox and slapping it onto his face.
"The wallaby who lives down the street?" Mogey asked. "How did it start?"
"I don't especially want to talk about it," Smush answered. "Let's just say that I learned a valuable lesson today: you should never refuse a wallaby half of your cheese sandwich."
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