One breezy summer afternoon Mogey and Smush were attending a party in Crabgrass Park. After several rousing games of Buck Buck, a few of the partygoers were beginning to eye an extremely nappable patch of moss in the shade of a cork tree. Smush, however, was not ready to let the festivities end.
"Alright everyone, gather round," Smush called. "Let's all sit in a big circle. It's time for a round of Pork, Pork, Bacon."
"Don't you mean Duck, Duck, Goose?" a wisecracking whippersnapper (who also happened to be a whipcracking wisersnapper) interrupted.
"Now listen here," Smush replied, wagging a finger at the W.C.W.S. "Which would you rather have: a perfectly seasoned pork loin wrapped in delicious crispy bacon? Or a boiled duck burrito wrapped in cold goose feet?"
"The pork one I suppose," the wisecracking whippersnapper answered.
"I rest my case," Smush said.
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