Mogey and Smush found themselves breaking up a fight at their bakery for the 5th time in a fortnight. This tussle was between Jimmy Nottingwood and Beefcake MacGraw, who'd accused Jimmy of swiping a fingerful of frosting from his red velvet cupcake. Of course, Jimmy Nottingwood wouldn't stand being accused (falsely or otherwise) of anything, and so fisticuffs ensued.
Mogey and Smush were able to separate the combatants before any damage was done to their display case, and they gave each man a calming honey bran muffin and sent him on his merry way.
Officer Mulberry showed up not long after, having received numerous calls about the disturbance from the saloon across the street.
"Nothing broke, boys?" Officer Mulberry asked.
"Not this time, thank goodness," Smush replied. "But we just keep getting fights in here lately - I can't figure it out!"
"It's a head-scratcher," the officer said. "But I wonder if it's got anything to do with you changing your motto from 'Always Fresh' to 'Mogey and Smush's: Where Rough Men Go to Eat Soft Pastries.'"
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