One day Smush walked into the study to find Mogey rubbing a very curious substance on his lips. He was dipping the rather pungent stuff out of a big clay urn and applying it liberally.
"Is that a new lip balm, Mogey?" Smush asked. "It stinks to high heaven!"
"Not quite," Mogey replied. "In fact, it's lip embalm."
"Lip embalm?" Smush demanded, recoiling in horror. "But you'll render them useless!"
"Of course I will - I'm mummifying these bad boys," Mogey answered, puckering noisily. "The lips of Mogey will not be bound by the laws of mortality!"
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