Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CCLXVII

One day that may have been a Saturday, but may also have been some other sort of day you've never heard of, Mogey happened upon Smush, who was hanging a picture in the front hall.

"How're you hanging that?" Mogey asked.

"Just using a couple of tacks and some picture wire," Smush answered. Mogey grunted in reply. "Why?" Smush went on. "How would you hang a picture like this?"

"Smush, you know my policy on wall hangings," Mogey said. "If it ain't the stuffed head of a wild boar, Mogey ain't hanging it."

"I know," Smush said with a sigh. "But I wish you'd let me redecorate for you. Lil' Oinksey gets scared half to death every time he wanders into your room on accident."

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