Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CCLV

One afternoon Mogey and Smush were headed home from the market heavily laden with radishes and meat pies when they happen to pass by the oldest pub in town.

"Say, goodly Smush, what's that mean?" Mogey asked, pointing to the pub's cornerstone which was engraved Est. 1582.

"It stands for estimated 1,582," Smush replied. "That means they guess they've served about 1,582."

"1,582 what? Mogey queried.

"Hot dogs of course," Smush answered. "Sheesh, don't you know anything?"

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