Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 400

Limerick #1
"Help me Smush! By the power of Zeus!"
Mogey cried, running round like a goose.
He panicked the farm
as he yelled in alarm,
"Our man-eating crocs have got loose!"

Limerick #2
Last night the butler's smile was a winner.
Now he looks like he just smelled paint thinner.
He learned his lesson:
you shouldn't be messin'
With Mogey and Smush during dinner.

Limerick #3
At a mountain resort, Smush cussed "Cheese graters!
I want snow, I don't want elevators!
From the chef I will take
the most mash he can make,
then I'll ski down a mountain of taters."

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