Friday, August 20, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 396

"I'm so delighted that the weekend is almost here," Mogey told Smush one Friday morning.

"Humbug!" Smush replied grumpily. "Hang weekends! Why do you enjoy them so greatly?"

"Weekends are the best," Mogey said. "I get to sleep into the late morning, eat an enormous breakfast of crullers and sausages, then play croquet all afternoon. What could be grander?"

"But Mogey," Smush insisted, "that's the same thing you do every day, weekend or not."

"Right you are," Mogey answered. "But on the weekends, everyone can join me! I'm not sure you realize how much less fun croquet is when your only opponent is Fudgy Bolber, the pig from next door."

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