Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 398

One afternoon, Mogey and Smush were taking their lunch at the village cafeteria when a strange little man sat down at the table opposite them. He was clad all in green and had hair as bright orange as a clownfish covered in marmalade. The diminutive chap couldn't have been more than three feet tall, yet there he sat, enjoying a bowl of chowder and fiddling with a handful of gold coins.

"Smush," Mogey whispered, "be that a leprechaun?"

"Close, but no," Smush replied. "That there is a LEPER-chaun."

"How can you tell?" Mogey asked.

"Well for one thing, his nose just fell off into his soup," Smush answered.

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