Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CXXIII

"Smush?" Mogey asked one damp morning when the two of them were out picking peaches. "What is the funniest thing there is?"

"Ahhh..." Smush sighed. "Long have I waited for you to ask me this, but alas, I have no good answer."

"What would Professor Dangerbuns say if he was here?" Mogey queried.

"He would probably say that it doesn't get much better than a fat lady running across a muddy field," Smush answered.

"Truly he was the greatest teachers in these parts," Mogey said. "And nuttier than a walnut."

"Aye," Smush replied. "Professor Dangerbuns was most definitely the smartest, maddest man ever to get stuck in our well for two weeks."

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