Monday, June 15, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CXXVII

One sweltering summer's eve, Mogey was scooping a bowl of bananansanity ice cream for Smush and a bowl of butter brickle for himself.

"Hey Smush!" Mogey called. "How many scoops of ice cream do you think I could balance on my nose?"

"Four!" Smush yelled back from the other room.

An hour later, Mogey was staggering beneath the weight of all the ice cream. His face was covered with butter brickle and bananansanity and massive drips rolled down his neck from the monstrous stack of ice cream balanced on his nose. They'd gone outside so Smush could continue to add scoops from the roof.

"One hundred and sixty-seven!" Smush cried as he added another scoop to the enormous pile. "How are you doing this, Mogey?" he asked in disbelief.

"Mogey has the nose strength of an anteater!" Mogey yelled to the heavens. "And everyone should know this!"

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