Monday, June 15, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CXXIX

"I just don't know how anyone could be so foolish," Smush muttered angrily as they walked up the steps to the front door.

"For the last time, I thought the man said to turn to the person on your left and give him a smack," Mogey replied.

"Who confuses the word 'smack' with the word 'juicebox'?" Smush demanded.

"Well how was I to know the give out juiceboxes at town hall meetings?" Mogey said, swinging the door open and heading into the warmth of the kitchen.

"But the person next to you was Constable Hambreth!" Smush shouted as he pulled his snow-encrusted boots off in the foyer. "You embarrassed us in front of the whole town!" Mogey rolled his eyes. "This means no more free pancake breakfasts at the police station on Saturday mornings! We might have to move all over again!"

"Calm down, Smush," Mogey said. "And eat this beef medallion, it'll make you feel much better."

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