Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CCCLXIII

"You know something, Smush?" Mogey said, holding up a bottle of Worcestershire Sauce. "I eat this sauce all the time, but I can never remember how it's pronounced."

"Mmhmm," Smush replied patronizingly.

"Is it 'Wur-chester-shire Sauce?'" Mogey went on.

Smush just sat there, munching placidly.

"You're right, that's not quite it," Mogey said. "I think it might be 'Wooster-shear Sauce.'"

Once again Smush ignored him.

"Or is it just 'Wooster Sauce?'" Mogey continued.

"For crying out loud, Mogey!" Smush retorted. "Just put some more on your pancakes and quiet down about the stuff, already!"

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