Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CCCLVIII

One morning as they were readying themselves for an ice cream social at Jessup MacLowd's, Mogey walked into Smush's bedchamber looking mighty confused.

"I just can't figure it out, Smush. Do I wear this shirt tucked in or untucked?" he asked. "If I leave it untucked, it's much too long, but if I tuck it in, my pants bunch all funny."

"Mogey, that's a women's nightgown," Smush replied.

"So?" Mogey asked.

"So tuck it in!" Smush replied, adding, "duh."

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