One day while they were on holiday Mogey and Smush were taking a stroll through a large, rustic orchard.
"Funny thing about grapefruits," Mogey said as they passed a stand of grapefruit trees. "Did you know they're neither grapes nor fruits?"
"They are certainly fruits," Smush replied.
"Funny thing about blueberries," Mogey said, pointing to a thicket of blueberry bushes. "Did you know they're neither--"
"They are too!" Smush interrupted. "They're both blue AND berries!"
"Funny thing about how getting hit in the face with a rotten peach is both fun and NOT a huge mess," Mogey said menacingly as he picked up a peach bigger and rottener than Big Peachy Rotterdam, the lead singer of The Orchard Blues Three.
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