One morning during the cat days of summer, Mogey went out to tend his vegetable garden before the sun got too hot.
"How are them veggies coming in, Mogey?" Smush asked as he sidled up from the jellybean fields.
"Well," Mogey said contemplatively, "I got tomatoes the size of milk, and pumpkins the size of pumpkins...."
"Those aren't very good comparisons," Smush replied. "Those aren't very good comparisons at all. How am I to know how much milk, or what size pumpkins?"
"I see what you mean," Mogey said. "Well, my carrots are the size of bowls."
"See that still doesn't help me," Smush rejoined. "What type of--"
"RUTABAGAS THE SIZE OF ANIMALS!" Mogey shouted.
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