One bright and shining day at the county fair, a strange man approached Mogey and Smush's mixed nut stand.
"What are ye peddling?" the man croaked through a gnarled gingery beard.
"Mixed nuts!" Smush replied cheerfully.
"I see," the man replied, "and how be they prepared?"
"Now see here," Mogey answered, putting his hands on his hips and getting defensive as he often did about his cooking. "We serve our mixed nuts two ways. You can have 'em hot and salted in a paper cone, or you can have 'em cold and crumbly and rolled up inside a rubbery old pancake."
"Mmm," the man said. "Do you have cheese and bacon bits to top them off if I get the hot ones?"
"You know what?" Mogey responded, raising his voice. "Why don't you just got out of here! What kind of two-bit mixed nut stand do you think we're running ? Cheese and bacon bits...of COURSE we have cheese and bacon bits!"
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