One night Mogey and Smush decided they'd had enough of the rogue cow who had been terrorizing the neighborhood. The rogue cow had smashed up petunias, uprooted potatoes, and stolen vast quantities of red rope licorice, but so far no one had been able to catch the beast.
"There we are, Mogey," Smush said as he put the finishing touches on the trap they'd constructed. The trap was a sure-fire cow-catcher consisting of an enormous cardboard box propped up by a kayak paddle.
"It looks stupendous, goodly Smush," Mogey responded. "Just one thing: with what shall we bait it?"
"That's an easy one," Smush answered. "A bacon double cheeseburger."
Mogey looked aghast. "Surely a cow - even a rogue cow - wouldn't eat beef?" he demanded.
"No no," Smush replied assuredly, "but it's a well known fact that a rogue cow will go to great lengths to rescue one of his fallen comrades. Especially if that comrade has been doused in bacon and jarlsberg."
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