Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CXIII

One hot summer day Mogey and Smush were having a dip in the swimming hole when off in the distance they heard the jingle jangle that could mean only one thing: the Ice Cream Man. Mogey and Smush dashed out of the swimming hole, through the Woods of Durken, across Farmer Flaybottom's pumpkin patch, and made it out onto the Old Pretzel Road just in time to stop the Ice Cream Man from rolling away.

"Two ice creams, please," Mogey panted as he ran up to the window of the Ice Cream Man's truck.

"Oh I'm sorry lad," the man said. "I'm not the Ice Cream Man. I'm the Frozen Yogurt Guy. Would you like a tasty, delicious frozen yogurt instead?"

"Well," Mogey contemplated, but Smush stepped in front of him.

"Cut that out!" Smush shouted to the Frozen Yogurt Guy. "Go peddle your rubbish someplace else, you're not wanted 'round here!" Smush leaned in so close to the Frozen Yogurt Guy that their noses almost touched and whispered threateningly. "If I ever so much as see you talk to my friend Mogey again, Frozen Yogurt Guy, you'll never sell another frozen treat in this town again."

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