Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CXV

One day Mogey and Smush came upon a rickety old rope bridge that stretched across the yawning chasm called Lethal Canyon. Mogey gingerly stepped out onto the first plank before a voice surprised him into leaping back.

"I would nay do that if I were you," an ancient looking ninja master said, stepping out of the shadows. "For there is one plank on yonder footbridge that is a trickster. If you are not pure of heart it will collapse beneath you."

"Oh," said Smush. "Which one?"

"This I cannot share..." the ninja master answered, staring calmly out at Lethal Canyon's fierce beauty.

"Oh," Smush said again. "Are you pure of heart, Mogey?"

"Heck no!" Mogey scoffed.

"Didn't think so," Smush replied. "Neither am I....Welp, it looks like we'll be finding a different way across ol' Lethal Canyon."

"Thanks for your help, ninja master," Mogey called.

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