Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CII

One dark and windy day, Mogey and Smush were journeying beyond Squashborough, beyond Plierville, and beyond Hatdagston, to faraway Goosechester. As they traveled through a dark and murky wood, they encountered a kninja. What is a kninja, you ask? A kninja is a cross between a knight and a ninja, of course...with the valor of a knight and the speed and reflexes of a ninja.

This kninja was sitting astride a horse that was 29 hands high if it was a foot. He wore a knight's helmet and ninja robes, and his hand clutched three glinting ninja stars.

"All who pass this way will pay the dearest price of all!" the kninja bellowed, brandishing his stars.

"And what is that?" Mogey asked.

"A hertz..." the kninja said theatrically, "doughnut."

"By the wrinkles on my grandpappy's kneecaps," Smush murmured, aghast. "We'd better find another path, Mogey. And quickly."

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