Friday, September 2, 2011

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 523

"Mogey, what have you got in that file cabinet underneath your workbench?" Smush asked, abrubtly looking up from his work at the offices of Mogush-Smugey Enterprises.

"Files..." Mogey said, his eyes darting about guiltily.

"Mogey..." Smush prodded.

"Ok, ok, I admit it," Mogey wailed. "There are no files! The drawer is just full of Bit-O-Honey bars and peanut M&Ms! But what was I supposed to do, Smush? My Aunt Helga gave me that file cabinet for my birthday last year."

"Why don't you just put some files in it?"

"We sell eyes of newt and ideas for bad dreams to the witches in town, Smush," Mogey said, rolling his eyes. "There's not exactly a whole lot of paperwork involved."

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