Monday, January 31, 2011

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 495

One afternoon, Mogey and Smush were perusing a yard sale at the home of their neighbor, H.P. Moosewither.

"Come have a look at this, Mogey," Smush said as he rummaged through a box of stray kitchen implements. "I found a spoon shaped like a scallop shell."

"Intriguing," Mogey replied, examining the piece of silverware in question. "You know, this reminds me of an idea I had once to design a spoon shaped like a pitchfork."

"Wouldn't that just be a fork?" Smush inquired.

"Yes," Mogey said. "Except for the part where it's a spoon. You see, no one would ever be caught dead eating soup with a fork, but a pitchfork-shaped spoon? Well that just might fly."

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