Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey and Smush Volume 491

Mogey and Smush were putting away their groceries after a trip to market one day when Smush opened an egg carton to make sure all their eggs had made it through the wagon ride intact. Instead of finding eggs inside the crate, however, he discovered it was full of pudding cups.

"Mogey, did you put all these pudding cups in the egg carton?" Smush asked.

"Indeed I did," Mogey replied. "I can't have my tapioca getting all jostled about."

"So what did you do with all the eggs?" Smush demanded.

"I just threw them in with that burlap sack of nickels," Mogey said knowledgeably. "Eggs scarcely ever break, and they don't make much mess when they do."

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