Mogey slaved for months to design his new fragrance for men. He experimented with waters and oils derived from all manner of animals, vegetables, and minerals, tweaking the ratios of each ingredient until finally, on a cold September morning, he had gotten it perfect.
Though he felt the cologne was top notch, there was no way to be sure, so before releasing it out into the world, Mogey tried it on his pet bunny, Mort.
"You see this, Mort?" Mogey said, proudly displaying the cow-shaped bottle. "This is going to make me a millionaire. I call it Perpetrator."
Mogey sprayed a small amount of Perpetrator into the air, and Mort sniffed at it daintily. The bunny paused for a moment to contemplate the odor, then wrinkled his nose and leapt backward to cower in the corner of his cage.
"Ugh! What is that?" Smush cried as he stumbled into the room.
"It's Perpetrator, my new fragrance for men," Mogey said, sounding rather hurt.
"Take it outside, will you?" Smush begged. "It smells like crab rangoon and hockey pads in here!"
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