"What are those shoes made of, Smush?" Mogey asked one day when Smush showed up wearing an elegant pair of boots he'd never seen before.
"Take a guess," Smush replied.
"Suede weasel fur?" Mogey suggested.
"Nope," Smush said.
"Reconstituted snakeskin?" Mogey asked. Smush shook his head. "Thick knit hemp?" Mogey went on. "Indian rubber? Pig leather?"
"No sir," Smush answered. "The material is much finer than any of those. These shoes are made from genuine, one hundred percent unadulterated Ziploc freezer bags."
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