Friday, September 10, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume 410

"You know what has always puzzled me?" Mogey queried one morning at the breakfast table. "Why do peaches have pits, while pears have seeds?"

"Would you stop that?" Smush exclaimed. "You're ruining my perfectly good bowl of cocoa krispies with all this disgusting talk. I'd rather walk through woodpecker grove in a birdseed hat than discuss fruit during breakfast."

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