"Good day, sir. My name is Smush of Mogey and Smush's window washing service," Smush said, addressing the proprietor of the town drugstore. "Would you care for a free demonstration of our services?"
"No thank you, lad," the proprietor replied.
"Come now," Smush prodded. "It will only take five minutes, it's perfectly free, and I can't help but notice all the women and children barfing as they notice your unsightly windows."
"Alright then," the druggist said with a sigh. "Go ahead and try it on our front window there."
Mogey and Smush went to work washing the front window, and true to Smush's word, they were finished in 5 minutes flat.
"There now," Smush said, dusting off his hands. "What do you think?"
"You've literally covered the window in roofing tar," the horrified druggist rejoined.
"You're quite right, sir; it's our patented spot-free formula," said Smush, handing the man a business card. "We hope you'll think of us in the future for all your window washing needs. This concludes our free demonstration."
"That'll be ten dollars," Mogey added.
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