"You know, Mogey, you really should be getting more sun," Smush said one day as the two pals were practicing with their battle axes. "You've got a rather large mole on your back."
"But I always heard moles came from too much sun," Mogey replied.
"Bah!" Smush retorted. "Rubbish! Moles hate the sun. Why else would they use their big ol' claws to dig holes deep underground and only come out at night? You stick to your vampire-like tendencies and this little button-nosed fellow is going to have his whole little button nosed family latched on to your back."
"Good heavens!" Mogey shouted. "I'll be crawling with the little varmints! What can I do?"
"A day at the beach should clear him right out," Smush said. "And you've never seen a sight funnier than a mole hippity hopping across hot sand."
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