Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume CCLXXXIII

One wintry night Mogey and Smush were eating gummy bears before a roaring fire. Mogey, who believed the head of a gummy bear was a great delicacy, while the feet were merely an adequate hors d'oevre, set about biting off the bottom halves of his gummies first.

"Look what I've created!" Mogey shouted, showing Smush a two headed bear he'd constructed out of two gummy upper halves stuck together.

"Get away, Mogey!" Smush answered, cowering in his armchair as his eyes widened. "You're scaring me!"

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