Monday, March 2, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume LVII

On a blustery afternoon in mid-March, Mogey and Smush were haunting the hills of Kettlemoor when they came upon the ruins of ancient Naglesby Castle.

"Can't you just see it?" Mogey asked. "Standing guard on those castle walls...the wind in your hair...your hand resting lightly on the hilt of your sword...savoring the taste of a couple battlemints in your mouth..."

"A couple what in your mouth?" Smush asked.

"Battlemints," Mogey replied. "You know, you always read about these olden times soldiers and their battlemints. I'll bet the proud knights of Naglesby Castle had the freshest breath in all the land."

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