One day Mogey walked into the loo to find Smush partaking of an oatmeal bath.
"Which one got you this time?" Mogey asked. Smush had to take an average of 2 oatmeal baths per month as a result of getting sprayed by skunks so often.
"The mama skunk sprayed me," Smush sighed, "she sprayed me good."
"If you would just keep out of their burrow, maybe this wouldn't happen so often," Mogey said.
"Hey!" Smush snapped. "When they leave my tropical punch flavored sour straws alone, I'll leave them alone! Now pour some more water in, the oatmeal's starting to solidify!"
Mogey did this and then left to let Smush enjoy his oatmeal bath in peace. He grabbed the latest issue of Burbleton Weekly from the postbox and as he settled into the old armchair to read, Mogey pulled out a pilfered sack of tropical punch flavored sour straws and munched them with gusto.
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