"Hey Smush," Mogey mused as they sat one evening on the screened-in porch. "If you were stranded in the middle of the deepest, hottest, most cameliest desert in all the world, and you could only have one item with you, what would it be?"
"No question about it," Smush said, after thinking for a moment. "I would bring a moist towelette."
"A moist towelette?" Mogey said incredulously. "You mean a diaper-wipe? Are you mad? Wouldn't you rather have a whole barrel of water?"
"Ah," Smush said, "but how would I wipe my mouth after I got done drinking from the barrel? You see, not only is the moist towelette moist, it is also a towelette."
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