One day Smush awoke from his midafternoon nap and stumbled downstairs bleery-eyed to find Mogey hard at work making a mosiac in the kitchen sink.
"What are you doing, Mogey?" Smush asked. Mogey straightened up and stretched his hocks tiredly.
"I call it...Goose Gargantuan!" he said, gesturing grandly to the mosaic in the sink. Smush peered in and sure enough, there was a fabulous sculpture of a gladiator goose leading an entire army of geese-at-arms.
"Magnificent," Smush said. "And we'll really still be able to use the sink once you're done?"
"Oh no," Mogey said, "we can't scratch Goose Gargantuan. We'll have to wash the dishes in the pork defrosting sink."
"Well then how shall we defrost the pork?" Smush asked.
"Why do you think I intstalled the brand new shelf in the sauna?" Mogey replied.
"Gee whiz, Mogey," Smush said, shaking his head in awe. "I don't know how you do it. When it comes to thinking about culinary delights you are light years ahead of the rest of us."
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