Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Abbreviated Adventures of Mogey & Smush Volume LI

One morning Mogey and Smush were enjoying some hot porridge in their breakfast nook when a grasshopper came in through the window. Mogey, who was never one to mince words with a grasshopper, quickly speared it on his fork, cut it into 5 pieces, lightly seasoned it, and tossed it into his porridge. Smush looked at him with vehement disgust.

"You know Mogey," he said, "sometimes you are the most disgusting creature." And Smush took his porridge bowl and stormed from the room.

Mogey rolled his eyes to the ceiling, wondering what had gotten Smush all riled up this time as he crunched the grasshopper bits thoughtfully.

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