"What'd you have for lunch today, Mogey?" Smush asked one afternoon as he saw Mogey brushing crumbs off his cumberbund.
"A BLT," Mogey replied with a hefty sigh.
"Oh," said Smush. "But none of the tomatoes seem to be missing. Did you get it down at the sangwich shop?"
"Tomatoes?" Mogey retorted disgustedly. "What would I want with tomatoes on a BLT?"
"Well, they would seem to be a crucial ingredient in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sangwich," Smush asserted.
"BLT stands for Bacon, Limburger, and Taco meat," Mogey replied. "You know, Smush, sometimes you're so pudding-headed I worry sugarplums are going to start falling out of your ears. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato... ha!"
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