On the most sweltering day of the year, Mogey and Smush were walking slowly through the village when they came across Franz Hammerstein, the Italian Ice vendor. Franz always claimed his Italian Ices were cold enough to turn a red hot poker dark orange, and so Mogey and Smush simply had to try one.
"What flavors have you got for us, Franzy?" Smush asked.
"Gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I'm out of everything but tutti frutti," Franz Hammerstein replied.
"Tutti frutti?" Mogey said. "Is it true that it tastes like all the fruits?"
"Oh yes," Franz Hammerstein answered.
"So there's Argentinian skunk mango in there?" Mogey demanded. "Ugh!"
"Come on Mogey, let's get out of here," Smush said. "I don't care how hot it is, I don't eat Argentinian skunk mango for no one."
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