One morning, Mogey was twiddling his thumbs at the doorway as he waited for Smush to get ready for work. Mogey was an expert thumb-twiddler, and some mornings while he was waiting to leave, he would twiddle himself into a knot so tight they'd have to call the fire department.
After a while, Smush came bounding down the stairs three at a time, much to Mogey's chagrin.
"Be careful, Smush!" Mogey pleaded. "You might trip and knock your two front teeth out."
"Nonsense, Mogey," Smush replied. "You know I haven't had front teeth since '22 when I entered that taffy pie eating contest. Remember that? Right after I won, I fell off the stage and knocked both of those chompers out."
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