One evening, Mogey, Smush, and their third roommate, Dwarf Charles, were readying themselves for a big night out on the town. The three of them were crowded around the small hallway mirror to straighten their coattails and comb their hair.
"Say, Mogey," Smush asked as he combed his pompadour up to a majestic height, "what do you use to hold your hair up? I've been using bear grease but I don't seem to get the lift you do."
"It's a bit embarrassing really, but I like to use a dab of moustache wax," Mogey replied. "It hasn't failed me yet. What about you, Dwarf Charles? What's that you slick your hair back with?"
"It's a mixture of margarine and rubber cement," Dwarf Charles grunted, as he finished braiding his truly spectacular beard. "Tis an old family secret. It gives your hair a shine the ladies love, but best of all, it stays that way for weeks. I suppose you do have to be a bit wary of spiders, though."
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